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Author: Siena

Hobbies: Model airplanes, Doll Making, Crochet. Hot Air Ballooning, Flower Gardening and Collecting Books.

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The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out myToybox, consult mylist of tags, or jump tothe worst stuff I’ve triedormy favorites.


Let me teach you things! Such as how tobecome a savvy sex toy shopperandavoid sex toys that will poison you.


Ramblings, usuallyabout sex toys, sometimes aboutmy gaping vagina, sometimes aboutsex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories includeDisingenuous AssholesandTrue Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.


Runaway dildo winner!


WhenSheVibefound the last living neon greenMustangunder a low shelf in their warehouse, we had to team up togive it away. And because any dildopairs well with a nice vibe, we decided the winner would also geta Leaf vibe of their choice.


Katie's YouTube page of this pairing isKara! She chose theLeaf Life(oh hey,I like that one too!) and wrote back:


OOOOHHH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE ME DANCE AROUND MY APARTMENT IN JOY! MY DOG ALSO JOINED IN. You are spreading joy and orgasms around the world.


Also, I want to extend a slow clap to all of your comments about whichdiscontinuedtoys (and companies) should come back, and which current toys should be discontinued. Katie's Reddit profile needsMr. Manto come back, as well asWhipspider Rubberworks,Penetralia, andDills 4 Does.


Which things should be dumped off the nearest bridge? How aboutAnal Eaze, false and offensive advertising, theRevel Body,watch batterytoys, 50 cent novelty dispensers in skeezy bathrooms, theLELO Ida, and my personal favorite: the word “naughty.”


Big huge thanks toSheVibefor having the idea for this giveaway!


Remember, you can still get the Mustang intie dyeandneon pink.


I’m already cooking up my next giveaway. https://www.spiegel.de : it’s an (over)abundance of one toy I love.


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